wake and shake

to masterbate immediatly after waking up

dude, I barely got out of bed this morning. had to wake and shake to wake up

by eggz09 March 4, 2012

The Wakeboarder

When fucking a babe from behind (like doggy) you take a wakeboard handle, put the part that attaches to the single rope around her neck and hold the handle while screaming “YEEWWWW!”

“I fucked that babe wakeboarder style”
“I totally tried the wakeboarder in bed last night... best sex ever.”
“The wakeboarder is my favorite position by far” - every girl ever

by Only made the account for this September 25, 2018

Ray Charles wakeup

where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.

Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.

by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009

Seattle Wakeup Call

When you buy a latte, blow a load in it and bring it over to your girlfriends house in the morning. She drinks it down and thinks you're a fucking prince.

Yo homie, ya see dat cashier?

Yea?

I gave her a Seattle Wakeup Call last summer.

Owwwww!!!!

by ill masta April 2, 2010

tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.

Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!

by marybethjones December 10, 2009

bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

Wokey Wokey

A cooler version of okey dokey, this word is only used by the coolest of cool. However ordinary folk do not understand and tend to find it's use very annoying in social situations. Depending on the tone used when saying it can be very cheerful or sarcastic.

Person A: I've just got the bus, see you in 5

Person B: Wokey wokey

by biscuitdaddy99 June 14, 2016