United Kingdom 

The source of ALL that is evil nowadays in the world: racism, ignorance, falseness, intollerance, colonialism, outsourcing, hate, arrogance, slavery, exploitation, subjugation, centralization, mind closure and utter inability to PRONOUNCE alphabet letters for their phonetic meaning.
This "country" is inhabited by a naive populaion that thinks that acting accordingly to what mentioned above is allright since that's what they've been doing for centuries.

Britsh gentleman: Pardon me sir, this is the United Kingdom, so could you please get back to your country so we can continue to exploit your pathetic race in the same faraway land we colonized XXX years ago and I simultaneously won't ruin my tea time smelling your inferior kind and hearing your unbearable accent?

United Kingdom by Ashamed of being English April 13, 2008

United States of Canada

A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.

Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."

United States of Canada by fli gti January 26, 2005

United Patriots Front 

The Australian branch of global fascism.

The States have the KKK; the Brits have Ukip; the Aussies have the United Patriots Front.

They oppose non-whiteness and non-Aussie religion. Sorry I'm not talking about the Indigenous religion known as the Dreaming that goes back thousands of years in Australia, but the religion introduced to the country in 1788.

For example, Jesus wasn't born a Middle-Eastern man in a manger, but a bronzed Aussie with tight pecks, wrapped in an Australian flag.

If you understand the difference between an adjective and a verb, you needn't apply. All that matters is the flag, juicing up, praying to the ANZACs, hating anything not white and a lack of charisma.

The United Patriots Front is an emerging body of critical thinkers who have crafted a mythology about the way Australia is or was or should be or something. Like all white supremacists, they are ticked off with their own lives and are blaming anyone who believe in basic human rights for their misery.

United Patriots Front by witless January 29, 2016

united states 

Canada's dirty underpants...

United States =the dirty south.

united states by SyriusFerreal November 19, 2010

United Kingdom 

JM Writes :
"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare
Time to remind him that the definition is United Kingdom and Not England.And whilst on the subject of Blundering Errors England Was Conquered in 1066 by lots of Normans From France Remember William the Conqueror?

England is only part of the United Kingdom Not the whole thing!

tags dis-united kingdom devolution independance freedom! shakespeare wrong again






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"This England never did, nor never shall,
Lie at the proud foot of a conqueror."
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King John", Act 5 scene 7
by JM
Ok so what about William the Conqueror 1066? ring any bells? you know when the english under harold got their asses kicked by lots and lots of French normans ,you are as dull as shakespeare!

only the english call it united kingdom which it is not!


to the people who said this
notice he says "This England" that england was not created till William The Conqueror came to England to get the crown he was promised by the previous king, Harold (not royal blood) took the throne from him, so William (the previous kings cousin) came to get what was his, so get your facts right before you start spouting things that are wrong. so we were not conquered, we just got the king we were supposed to have, and William would have lost if not when he invaded Harold was up north fending off the vikings, and he had to run down with a diminished army from the north to the south to fight, so fuck you, you ignorant yankee and scottish wankers.

United Kingdom = England, North Ireland, Scotland and Wales.

United Kingdom by Aturner April 8, 2007

United Patriots Front 

The United Patriots Front (UPF) is a populist far-right movement based in Australia which opposes Islam. Although the UPF and its members deny being racist, their social media video rants and behaviour at protests suggests otherwise. The UPF leaderships is made up of militaristic narcissistic racists, and its followers tend to be uneducated bogans who feel disenfranchised under the current system of government and/or intimidated by people who have intellectual capacity beyond grunting.

"I'm going to a protest rally today organised by the United Patriots Front because I'm a racist bigot."

United Patriots Front by Pineapple Thief December 10, 2015

United Flight 93 

1)The plane on 9/11 that was hijacked but overtaken by passengers on board. Also subject to conspiracy because there was no evidence of the plane on the crash site (which goes for all 9/11 crashes)

2)A movie released on April 28 2006 which follows events that took place in United Flight 93 on September 11.

40 people died on United Flight 93.

United Flight 93 by Hamper May 11, 2006