Twitter Bang

Hooking up with someone who you've spoken less than 140 words to.

Sarah: How did you meet Rafael?

Jenn: At some random friend-of-a-friends' party. I'm not sure even how we ended up in bed. We pretty much met over brunch the next morning.

Sarah: Sounds like a twitter bang!

by santa clothes May 2, 2009

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 15, 2010

twitter

Basically Facebook without everything but status'.

Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.

by a someewhat smart guy June 29, 2009

twitter balls

The keyboard courage that allows a normally civil and mild-mannered guy to make an outrageous posting in his Twitter account.

Dirk called the president of the company a lame-brained sissy in a tweet. He had twitter balls.

by Clifton Hughes November 19, 2009

Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Roblox Twitter

Never Look it up on google or safari.

DONT LOOK UP ROBLOX TWITTER YOUR EYES WILL NEED BLEACH

by LilTankman March 29, 2020