when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
by spazmin March 9, 2008
Get the drift turdmug. by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
Get the bus turdsmug. A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
Get the Turd of Hurdlesmug. a booger,mucose
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
Get the nose turdmug. Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
by Shizlgog December 31, 2008
Get the turd tunnelermug. The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
Get the Floodgate Turdmug. When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010
Get the Turd Websmug.