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drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along
dude i landed my drift turd
by spazmin March 9, 2008
mugGet the drift turdmug.

bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners
*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
mugGet the bus turdsmug.

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles
And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.
by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012
mugGet the Turd of Hurdlesmug.

nose turd

a booger,mucose
i just flung a nose turd at the teacher
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
mugGet the nose turdmug.

turd tunneler

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.
"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"
by Shizlgog December 31, 2008
mugGet the turd tunnelermug.

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
mugGet the Floodgate Turdmug.

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010
mugGet the Turd Websmug.

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