Rapture traffic 

Light highway congestion on or around Christian holidays, similar to what traffic will be like after the Rapture.

Coming to work on Good Friday was so easy, as there was nothing but Rapture traffic.

Rapture traffic by seakayak September 9, 2012

Indian traffic jam

When 2 or more drivers from India drive right next to each other preventing faster traffic from passing, causing a traffic jam because of their inconsiderateness.

"I would have gotten there on time because there wasn't much traffic, but I got caught in an Indian traffic jam!

Indian traffic jam by delfuego November 4, 2013

Panda-traffic

A grouping of vehicles (usually driving on a motorway) that has become 'stuck' precisely at the speed limit due to the presence of a police car travelling on the same road.

Whilst stuck in Panda-traffic, motorists' behaviour changes significantly, mainly due to temporarily no longer being able to break the speed limit. Motorists also become stuck in their lanes and generally behave more courteously compared with 'normal' traffic conditions (ie no police companion).

Journeys that incorporate a Panda-traffic encounter usually last significantly longer than they otherwise would.

Once the Police car has exited the motorway, normal driving conditions resume immediately.

"Sorry I'm late. I would have been here two hours ago but got stuck in Panda-traffic on the M1"

Panda-traffic by Merchantmoo January 16, 2014

Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.

I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.

Psychological traffic by dp.paz June 19, 2017

mexican traffic 

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

mexican traffic by Phenen October 24, 2017

african traffic jam 

When a lion tries to eat two dic dics and chokes.

I was traveling through the African bush and I saw a deadly African traffic jam

african traffic jam by Lucelliot prydoff January 8, 2018

Polish Traffic Jam 

Verb; One man reach around masturbation technique usually performed in a BMW or other foreign vehicle

Why is that man honking so much? Oh nevermind him, that's polish traffic jam.

Polish Traffic Jam by Hotdograndy October 28, 2021