A nickname for a canadian drunk who comes down to Lakewood every year and gets hammered out of his gourd. Known to wet himself on numerous occasions. Might be seen with a smoke in one hand and a beer in another. Will eat or drink crazy things for bets. Will fester in own juices. Beware
Example # 1:
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
PasserBy # 1 - Hey isn't that Toner passed out by the wall?
PasserBy # 2 - What's that wet stain he's lyin' in?
Example # 2:
TIRED GUY: Who the fuck is that yelling over there, it's 6 am?
GIRLFRIEND: Fuckin' Toner!!!!!!
by Johnny Lakewood August 28, 2005
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requirements...1 girl and 2 guys
girl is on all fours and one guy is getting head from the girl and the other guy is giving her anal adn when the two guys high 5 eachother it looks like the eiffel tower
girl is on all fours and one guy is getting head from the girl and the other guy is giving her anal adn when the two guys high 5 eachother it looks like the eiffel tower
hey baby do you wanna go to paris because me and jimmy had a great time making the eiffel towering you last night.
by alanaxx3 January 20, 2009
Get the eiffel towering mug.A moniker for the recently renamed Willis Tower in Chicago, formerly known as Sears Tower from 1973-2009.
Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.
Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Used by Chicagoans to avoid using the name Willis Tower.
Similar in structure to The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, which the music artist Prince crafted for legal reason to produce music outside the control of his corporate music label, until such time as he could regain his rightful name.
Passenger: Could you please take me to Willis Tower?
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.
Cabbie: What you talkin bout, Willis?
Passenger: Oh, I'm sorry, I mean The Tower Formerly Known as Sears.
Cabbie: Sure.
by aslan8 July 28, 2009
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Get the Tokerface mug.The perfect two toner would be when the two colours are split in a diagonal line. You must not flush a two toner, for it is a very rare occurrence when a poop graces us with a two tone appearance. Do NOT cover with toilet paper, and be sure to take a picture and be proud.
by Two Tone Thorings August 30, 2009
Get the two toner mug.1. The same as a traditional eiffel tower, whereby two men mount both ends of a woman and high ten in the middle, with the addition of a fourth person, who slowly climbs around the structure like a sloth.
We were just gonna eiffel tower that girl, but Ralph showed up so we cranked it up to some Eiffel Tower plus Sloth.
by chiveley October 14, 2012
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