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Gym tourettes

The random bursts of colourful language which are screamed at someone who is struggling with weights or exercise within a gym environment.
Those two dudes by the squat rack are both suffering from an extreme case of gym tourettes...
by Mr. Awesome Jr. August 21, 2013
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Tourette's of the Wallet

When you spend various amounts of money, both large and small, on things you don't really need, with no regard for budget or bills.
I accidentally bought a whole bunch of stupid shit online and totally forgot to pay the cable bill. I have Tourette's of the Wallet.
by mistresskiki October 15, 2011
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Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome

When someone has to go and do something more important than what they are currently doing. But they keep getting distracted, only for them to suddenly realise again that they have to go and they instantly panic.
Gotta go Tourette’s syndrome is for example
Person 1: “man I gotta get the kids soon. Oh Oi man the other day at thingos house did u see how buckled what’s his name was?”
Person 2: “yeah man, I seen that he’s a funny cunt ay, like the other night he was like sayin all this shit to…”
Person 1: *gasps* “shit fuck what’s the time?! Fuck I gotta go pick up the kids from daycare in 5 mins”
Person 2: ok let’s go then
Person 1: but yeah he was talkin so much shit etc.

(Continues talking forgetting responsibilities)
Repeat x3 times
by Areyouarita December 15, 2022
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Pain Tourettes

When you're in so much pain that you can't stop f**king swearing
person 1: "F**K, my f**king back is in so much f**king pain, the c**t!"
person 2: Dude, got a case of Pain Tourettes?
by matt19291 December 31, 2022
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tourettes

Tourettes is a Disorder where you make involuntary Movements or Noises. I have it and its NOT fun. It can harm. Example: I have a tic where I tilt my head aggressively and it causes neck pain.
It is NOT attention seeking.
Person A: “Haha! _____ has Tourettes they’re such an attention seeker!”
Person B: “Shut the fuck up man.”
Later, Person A gets taught about Tourettes
by howdoihavesomuchdisorders September 5, 2023
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Carpal Tourette's

Just like Tourette's Syndrome can cause some people to blurt out offensive curse words, Carpal Tourette's is Tourette's of the hand, as in flipping someone off. Randomly. And because stupid people exist everywhere, you're CONSTANTLY flipping them the bird.
That dumbass driver almost hit me, sorry -- I have carpal Tourette's!
by BadAnnie March 1, 2021
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Parental tourette's

During a phonecall, or even a face to face conversation, a parent will randomly blurt out remonstrations to children in the background without warning or explanation.
It's easier to think of these as a disability affecting the group of people known as parents.
It afflicts men and women equally.
"...and I was telling Cindy that there was no way she would find a dress in that size but would she PUT YOUR BROTHER DOWN RIGHT NOW!! He's not a toy.
I'm so sorry about my parental tourette's there. Where was I? Right, so Cindy is a size 8 and..."
by Stogi March 8, 2021
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