Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.

I’ma Texas tornado twist yo ass girl

by Subdued October 9, 2021

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022

emotionally torn

To have your emotions all over, mixed up & depressed suffering from heart break.

He’s emotionally torn from la vida loca.

by ladudaa March 9, 2022

Creamy Tornado

After a monumental event with the boys, one must shoot their load into a cracked beer and shotgun the contents after.

“Nice bird, Jerry, now let’s see you shotty that creamy tornado.”

by Wiener74 April 19, 2022

Egyptian Tornado

Perjorative for a woman from Egypt with a personality that can only be described as 'overwhelming' - a torrential torrent of nonsensical insults and delusions of grandeur, and occasionally bricks. Much like a tornado.

"You're looking pretty rough, are you okay? What happened?"

"The Egyptian Tornado."

"Yikes."

by couldyou1magine July 1, 2022

hotdog tornado shelter

When she (or he) gives you that absolute tornado sloppy toppy while your wearing a chastity cage.

Bro, my gf gave me a hotdog tornado shelter last night! It was high key rad af.

by DankVaselineDaddy October 20, 2022

Irish Tornado

Eating a cabbage-based dish with a multitude of beers, resulting in a 12-hour storm of incessant flatulence.

Jimmy had ten beers after that cabbage and sausage dinner. He’s a regular Irish Tornado today. The boss sent him home - people were getting sick.

by Corporal Grumpy December 23, 2022