Conshohocken PA, known as “Conshy” by it’s habitants is a borough on the Schuylkill River in Montgomery County, Pennsylvania, in suburban Philadelphia. The name Conshocken traces back to the native language of the Lenape tribe and translates to Pleasant Valley or Old Dirty Rotten Gray-Tooth.
It is documented that an Indian Warrior by the name of “StrongTooth” roamed the land promoting tooth health to the surrounding tribes and even the White Man. StrongTooth became furious when he had discovered his brother, “DragonMouth”, brushing his teeth with a brush made from the pubes of his very own wife, “SchukylkillBush”.
Story has it that “StrongTooth” in a fit of utter rage scalped his wife’s vagina and rubbed the scalped bit (also see hatchet mark) across “DragonMouth’s” teeth leaving a mysterious gray, rotten tooth. It is believed that this cursed the land and it’s tooth health forever. At the time this was written 963 out of 963 residents of Conshy interviewed had a prominent Gray toothed smile.
It is documented that an Indian Warrior by the name of “StrongTooth” roamed the land promoting tooth health to the surrounding tribes and even the White Man. StrongTooth became furious when he had discovered his brother, “DragonMouth”, brushing his teeth with a brush made from the pubes of his very own wife, “SchukylkillBush”.
Story has it that “StrongTooth” in a fit of utter rage scalped his wife’s vagina and rubbed the scalped bit (also see hatchet mark) across “DragonMouth’s” teeth leaving a mysterious gray, rotten tooth. It is believed that this cursed the land and it’s tooth health forever. At the time this was written 963 out of 963 residents of Conshy interviewed had a prominent Gray toothed smile.
She was absolutely perfect. Made in heaven...she had long blond hair, a petite figure and a Conshy Tooth to boot. It was love at first dirty rotten gray smile.
by StrongTooth May 20, 2011
a black toni baby with two sharp baby teeth and a petrified bun composed of spherical hair clusters on the back of it's head
by dsignature January 28, 2009
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by theteeth January 19, 2012
Another name for rural swamp folk / swamp redneck characterized by any combination of the following: air boat riding (possibly primary form of transportation), gator wrestling, frog hunting, etc generally in a bayou, swamp, marsh, river, etc. The term comes from the common characteristic of having one or multiple green tooth(s). Dialect differences are generally profound.
National geographic shot a gator special with the aid of a green tooth.
Them green tooth sho do fry up um good fog leg an skeeter salad.
The waterboy lived amongst the green tooth.
Princess and the Frog was full of animated green tooth.
Them green tooth sho do fry up um good fog leg an skeeter salad.
The waterboy lived amongst the green tooth.
Princess and the Frog was full of animated green tooth.
by polishsausag May 06, 2010
An woman who is angry and vicious, who is known for occassional outbursts of rage. Scary. On occassion one fears for their life.
Frank: I went to this break up support group, and it seemed like I was in a sabre tooth watering hole. Totally scary to think of waking up every morning with one them.
Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
Frank's Dad: Yea, it gave me a queasy feeling when I was marrying your mother and the preacher ended with his line: "death do ya part", and I looked at her and ....
by mlhiss March 28, 2008