A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours

Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"

by elle kae September 11, 2020

A-Ton

A-Ton: is a term used by 187 and murderedout empire to describe a buster who thinks his gangster but overall cant shoot straight! Or even know how to use. A glock 19x air gun. Other meaning his weak af

Yo dog did you see that A-Ton last nite his weak af yo 100%

by August 08, 2021

A ton

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

by MusicIntern December 03, 2023

boob ton

A whole bunch of shit. Except in Asian countries

Got a boob ton of shit at cash n carry, the discounts are real.

by Ross danish February 25, 2016

Juan Ton

That super greasy fat filled appetizer at Wills Fire.
Appetizers: buy one, get one free drink.

Buy two . Eat free for one year.

It’s coming to a town near you.
Don’t miss the juan ton.

It’ll put a cap on the lub lard layer for winter. Go Santa!

by Mrs. Nesbit May 02, 2022

Metric shit ton

The highest number an American can describe +1.

- How may guns should a patriot want?
- A metric shit ton of them.

by Krippa November 25, 2020

Ean Ean Ton

Pronounced Ian-Ian-Tahn, This phrase is used to covertly say 'Not nae nae', when gossiping or chatting.

1: "Bro! My fiance ate my pudding!"
2: "Wow dude, that's ean ean ton!"
1: "Right? what should I do?"

by Aetla July 29, 2022