It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
by PutterPutterNutterButter March 23, 2016
Another name for spaghetti. Used to convince your Asian friends to eat at the Italian restaurant with you.
D: Should we go to Il Fornaio tonight?
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
B: Bleh. Nah lol
(B is of mainly Asian decent)
D: Why not, they have tomato ramen!
B: You right, let’s go
by Dude It’s Me! October 28, 2018
Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
An urban tomato is a special genus of the tomato plant grown in the high CO2, low-light environment of a city. Once picked, the tomatoes must be ogled for three days straight whereupon they may ripen.
Gangsta thugs best wear reflector-shades when ogling urban tomatoes or the fruit is liable to redden and blossom prematurely
by Sir Alan Titchmarsh July 15, 2014
The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
by BigBrotherD June 21, 2015
Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.
by datmanydocris January 15, 2016
by 😩👏🏻 August 25, 2018