Sweaty Toilet

"Hey dude, I was at the aquatic center the other day and I gave this girl a sweaty toilet."
by The Sweaty Toilet King March 06, 2010
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toilet yodel

to vomit, usually accompanied by noises not unlike a garbled yodel
After too many shots of tequila and a couple chili dogs he proceded to toilet yodel.
by Schlager February 07, 2008
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Full Toilet

Also known as a "Cleveland Steamer", it is when one person defacates onto another's body and is considered a sexual pleasure by those participating. This is a strange fetish.
The man was begging for the whore to give him a full toilet. He loves being crapped on.
by just plain me July 07, 2006
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Pittsburg Toilet

Historically Pittsburg was a industrial town, so they had toilets and a shower in the bathroom so that people could go wash off after a hard day mining coal or whatever. The result is that old crappy houses that college students rent will have a random unconnected ancient toilet in their basement. The probem is that these god damn toilets aren't connected but random idiots will use them anyways.
oh shit, the drunk freshmen took a shit in the pittsburg toilet, better get a bucket.

The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.
by cherry poppin stevo May 23, 2010
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toilet brush

An impliment for removing skid marks from the toilet bowl. Manufacturers tend to stick to the retarded notion that it should be white.
Bill: I used the toilet brush the other day because I know you hate a messy bowl.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.
by Joshua James October 18, 2006
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Toilet paper

oh fucking shit, i'm out of toilet paper
should i use my socks or my roommates towel?
by piebot October 28, 2003
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Asda Toilets

A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?

MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
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