The inability to start or finish an action or thought due to the extreme need to go to the bathroom.
Dave was handcuffed to the toilet while writing his English essay. He couldn't finish the sentence he was on until he went pee.
by Moellertechnique April 20, 2018
Get the handcuffed to the toiletmug. Also known as a "Cleveland Steamer", it is when one person defacates onto another's body and is considered a sexual pleasure by those participating. This is a strange fetish.
by just plain me July 7, 2006
Get the Full Toiletmug. Historically Pittsburg was a industrial town, so they had toilets and a shower in the bathroom so that people could go wash off after a hard day mining coal or whatever. The result is that old crappy houses that college students rent will have a random unconnected ancient toilet in their basement. The probem is that these god damn toilets aren't connected but random idiots will use them anyways.
oh shit, the drunk freshmen took a shit in the pittsburg toilet, better get a bucket.
The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.
The pittsburg toilet has historic poo in it.
by cherry poppin stevo May 22, 2010
Get the Pittsburg Toiletmug. An impliment for removing skid marks from the toilet bowl. Manufacturers tend to stick to the retarded notion that it should be white.
Bill: I used the toilet brush the other day because I know you hate a messy bowl.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.
by Joshua James October 18, 2006
Get the toilet brushmug. by piebot October 28, 2003
Get the Toilet papermug. A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.
DAD: What have you been doing lately?
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009
Get the Asda Toiletsmug. A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.
The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.
by Secrect Destroyer February 8, 2009
Get the Toilet Sausagemug.