Toastle McRoastled

To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term "high."

Jay: "Im toastle mcroastled dogger"
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."

by The Toaster of Toasts April 30, 2010

toats mgoats dr. scrots

totally to the next level

Hey man, you wanna go to the club,

toats mgoats dr. scrots

by cabargstadt May 5, 2010

Toastersexuality

Being attracted to toasters.

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.

by Arandomboi July 23, 2018

Toaster

toasters are a famous invention most commonly used for bathing, making toast/waffles/pancakes/toaster stroodles/pop-tarts/forks. (note that if your gender is bread then you most likely are into toasters, literally)

Mario-"you know what they say. all toasters toast toast."

by im in school right now no joke October 25, 2018

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010

Various toast

The best dinner to have when no dinner is planned or when you have no cheese!

It involves 3 or more pieces of toast with a minimum of 3 types of toast toppings.

I had various toast for dinner tonight - 4 pieces of toast, white, with Vegemite, Peanut Butter, Fig Jam, Honey!

by VariousToastMan April 15, 2011

Popped Toast

When a male, suddenly pops a raging hard on, and has an urge to have anal sex with his toaster

Jacob: Damn, Brandon just popped toast
Alex: ya hes a freak, hes super freaky

by The Fapmaster August 19, 2011