Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013

Beef Packing

When a female engages in a hot anal gangbang enduring repeated rounds of anal sex with multiple males. Usually in groups of five or more.

Carl brought a few of his drinking buddies home and they did a little beef packing on his old lady.

by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2015

Beef robe

The excess fat on a big woman.

1. Damn check dat beef robe on dat bitch yo!
2. That bitch might look good if she took off that beef robe.

by Gert B. Froab September 18, 2007

Beef Barnacles

A disease riddled cock. Like barnacles on the hull of a boat, it's all cankered up with venereal/genital warts.

The last time I banged a street whore I ended up with beef barnacles.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

Beef Squeegee

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.

Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.

by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018

Beef Bin

Slang term for a female's vagina.

Look at the state of her beef bin!

by beefybins September 8, 2022

Beef Goonash

A variation of the word "Goon" by basing it around a food dish called "Beef Goonash"

That guy is such a beef goonash

by Finsio June 9, 2009