Tide

Tide is a person with a very large 15 inch penis who gets lots of females and very athletic

danm he just fucked my bitch must be a tide

by Tide Omundsen May 1, 2024

Tide

The mixture of the word high, friend, and tired

“You look so tide!”

by anonymous March 4, 2024

Tide pods

A yummy snack

If u want to see god eat a few tide pods

by Chiknugget July 14, 2022

Crimson Tide Wing Man

Crimson Tide Wing Man

1. A good friend who attends a screening of a 1995 submarine thriller, starring Gene Hackman and Denzel Washington, with you.

2. A good friend who is with you before, during and after you bang a chick in someone else's bed, said chick being on her menstrual cycle, leaving a horrendous red, crimson if you like, smear over the other person's bedsheets. Also known as 'Pulling an Ollie'. N.B. this is not the skateboarding trick of the same name.

Crimson Tide Wing Man

This has, at various times, been called an 'Overlook Hotel Lobby', a 'Bateman Dry Cleaners', and a 'Durty, durty wumman'.

by Dole Monkey Spanker July 17, 2022

Burmese tide pod

It where you bust in her throat. while she while she strangles you nuts in her hand. As hard as possible.

Tim and Karen had a great time in bed. When Tim came in Karen's throat. Just as Karen Burmese tide podded Tim.

by AkaSatchmoAka January 27, 2022

White Alabama roll tide

The action of where a man has his tip tied or sealed while he ejaculates multiple times, then when a woman is lactating the main ejaculates again while releasing the rest of his semen on the woman's chest while she is lactating in an up and down motion resembling a white wave while yelling roll tide.

Yeah I gave my cousin a white Alabama roll tide last night.

by Xyazo_cuk January 16, 2026

It's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean.

An old idiom, generally used to excuse the creator's miniscule member. Another variation of this phrase has been used in Bloodhound Gang's song, "Discovery Channel."

"It may be tiny, however, it's not about the size of the tide, but the motion of the ocean."

by Geezer1987 February 24, 2026