by YVLdoja January 3, 2025

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?
Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023

by rollon October 4, 2021

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
by mell0drama September 8, 2016

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

by Tremain50 May 7, 2025
