Bottom shelf deckie

A way to use a snus by putting the snus into your foreskin.
by YVLdoja January 3, 2025
mugGet the Bottom shelf deckiemug.

shelf turd

A beer or alcoholic beverage can or bottle (we do not discriminate) most likely brought to your home in a shitty variety pack and has sat for multiple months or years collecting dust in your old refrigerator that won’t seem to die and now just be drank, frankly because you ran out of coors light and cannot seem to let it go to waste.
Out of good beer, you ok with a shelf turd?.?.?

Meg, I guess it’s better than nothing?

Nah, grab me something
by Holly M Schultz September 2, 2023
mugGet the shelf turdmug.

on the shelf

the amount of time you will have to do in jail if you violate probation or parole
I can't get as much as a speeding ticket, i've got 5 years on the shelf
by rollon October 4, 2021
mugGet the on the shelfmug.

Shelf Material

An attractive individual whom you can show off proudly, aka "put them on a shelf" and display them.

Similar terms include 'arm candy' and 'trophy husband/wife'.
"Damn our new coworker is hot."
"Yeah, that's some prime shelf material right there."
by mell0drama September 8, 2016
mugGet the Shelf Materialmug.

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 5, 2019
mugGet the the bottom shelfmug.

Shelf

Short for “shit myself
Him 1:I just shelf
Him 2: bro
by CronchyApple May 5, 2020
mugGet the Shelfmug.

Shelf

Girl with a big booty that is flat on top like a shelf.
That girl got a shelf. You could set a coke can on that.
by Tremain50 May 7, 2025
mugGet the Shelfmug.

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