polish bikeride

verb: something akin to a texas chili bowl, involving a bike wheel, sausage, and an anus/grundle. One inserts the sausage into another's anus and spins the wheel to give the person's grundle an indian sunburn.

Wow, that bully sure got Billy good with that polish bike ride.

by yeedogg November 10, 2004

Polish Laundromat

Riding in the bed of a pickup truck as it drives through an automatic carwash while wearing your clothes.

Stinky Pete smelled like someone had torn open a sack of assholes and beat him with it, so they forced him to undergo the Polish Laundromat

by C-Blon January 5, 2009

polish hotdog

Reference to a man's genitalia; this phrase generally implies that it is large.

John guy has a polish hotdog.

by nature's flaw June 7, 2005

linoleum polisher

Like carpet muncher, except with a girl that shaves.

Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!

by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005

polish hammer

A sexual move where the male is have sex with the female doggie-style, and he interlinks his fingers creating a large fist of which he slams powerfully into the small of her back knocking the wind out of her.

Last night I gave suzzie the polish hammer, she died.

by Jrpolen December 26, 2007

Polish Sauna

Taking a large smelly shit, thus leaving a restroom full of pungent, heavy and hot air that lingers for hours.

Dude, don't go in there! Pete molested the porcelain so bad, the place is like a polish sauna!

by Booqi March 26, 2008

Polished Marble

The act of placing one's testicles in melted butter and dragging them across your friend's face, followed by a dash of glitter.

Guy 1: Dude, Jimmy passed out last night...I totally gave him a polished marble.

by StoneMason August 12, 2012