sunday paper

A joint so big it looks like the size of the Sunday paper.

Damn Chaz that's a huge Sunday paper

by Lyon tamer December 24, 2013

Ass Paper

twitch.tv/skazzy3

geez i'm on the toilet I could use some Ass Paper!

by SuperM789 November 10, 2019

proper paper

proper paper mean certified documents that are legal in Alicai Harley's song proper paper she sings about being married to someone in the sense that they don't just all each other husband or wife but that they have certified stamped legal documents backing up there union.

I'm not worried bout those other women because our marriage is on proper paper

by chrissythequuen April 21, 2020

wall papering

When you take a crap containing half feces, half gas. The solid is propelled at such a rate that the entire inside of the toilet bowl is lined in crap.

I apologise for "wall papering" next door to your meeting.

by Jonny Crapper August 8, 2007

Senior Paper

A tool of which International High School teachers use to cause their students to experience temporary insanity

That Senior Paper got me a one way ticket to the Asylum

by Patient 24601 October 18, 2008

paper anniversary

The one year anniversary of a relationship, so named because the relationship is "paper-solid", much like a diamond anniversary signifies that the relationship is unbreakable.

Today was my paper anniversary. MLIA

by spacer_ July 31, 2009

white papers

Another catch phrase dreamed up by corporate America disguised as "providing information" but in reality it's just a label hiding a crappy product pitch. Belongs in the same category as "proactive", "team player" and "touch base".

I printed out some white papers from the internet today and used them to wipe my ass with.

by paddytakes May 30, 2005