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houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
mugGet the houdinimug.

Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
mugGet the Houdini Shitboxmug.

hand houdini

she gave me some hand houdini
by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018
mugGet the hand houdinimug.

head houdini

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?
by antie nae September 27, 2011
mugGet the head houdinimug.

Screaming Houdini

A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.
Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"
by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009
mugGet the Screaming Houdinimug.

Houdini

When a man decides his ugly virgin friend needs some love too, he brings a woman to his apartment and blindfolds her during intercourse. At that point during foreplay you wave your buddy to the room and slowly switch places. Stay close and remember to let her hear your voice near her so she doesn't expect anything fishy..and he then too gets involved in intercourse. After he decides he's done you come back and take over, all without an unsuspecting lady even having any idea of what just happened. Thus you have the Houdini.
Dude we totally got that virgin kid laid last night at that party. We did a houdini on that broad that was grinding on me.
by Itsjustadudethang March 27, 2015
mugGet the Houdinimug.

Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
mugGet the Hairy Houdinimug.

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