I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

a monetary lone with a set payment date.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"

by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.

by The Fuzz May 17, 2004

Crazy Hamburger

When something is outstanding or bizarre

"Yo that 360 no-scope was Crazy Hamburger"

by Ph4antom October 2, 2022

hamburger

i fucking hate this word, its so overused and it tastes like shit

hey tiffany, you wanna go to burger king to get hamburgers? tiffany: NO I FUCKING HATE BURGERS SHUT THE FUCK UP DAD I HATE IT

by KickBall45 June 29, 2021

Hamburger

Hamburgers originated from the German region of Hamburg. They are actually called hamburgers for a reason. When the Americans found out about them, they added other topping and it was called the hamburger.

Person 1: I love hamburgers.
Person 2: Yeah they are the best.
Person 1: But why are they called hamburgers if there’s no ham in them?
Person 2: They’re from Hamburg.
Person 1: What’s Hamburg?
Person 2: Do you know anything?

by idk2023 January 13, 2023

Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024

Hamburger Lock

When you’re quickly eating a hamburger and the bite pieces form together in your esophagus and lock up

Oh man, Rory was having bad hamburger lock, someone gave her the Heimlich maneuver

by Ohjeeez December 15, 2018