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Trophy Grandma

A grandma that looks like they could be your mom.
Cashier: "Going shopping with your mom today?"
Kid: "Nah, I just got a trophy grandma."
by Stupid Freshman Club September 16, 2018
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Nevaehs grandma

A homophone who pushes people off sinks
"Wow my grandma did that not me!"-vaeh nevaehs grandma
by The new bitch on da block February 12, 2022
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Alternate Grandma

The grandmother that you and your cousins don't have in common.
"I've never met that person, she is Joe's Alternate Grandma; she and I are not related by blood."
by Goombaguy November 21, 2011
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Grandmas Purse

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
"Have you been snooping around in Grandmas Purse?"
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011
mugGet the Grandma Tangmug.

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
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dora's grandma

Man, you are an absolute mother fucking dora's grandma sepi
by mother fucking kim kardashian February 17, 2021
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