brewing the tea

When someone's got tea to spill but they're gathering more information/getting it together in said persons mind OR drama has started and everyone else is waiting for the "tea" to finish "brewing".

"What's the tea sis?"
"I'm brewing the tea."

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"Dude did you hear what happened?"
"Yeah! Everyone's waiting for the tea to finish brewing."

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

Brewing bovril

Filling a woman’s gaping asshole to the brim with that salty meat extract paste then pushing your hot meat stick into the cocktail of stool and meat paste for 3 mins let set and serve straight into your mouth

Oh blast my parents walked in on my and my stepsister brewing bovril

by Not Ian Paisley November 7, 2022

Warlock Brew

Urine.

Man, I just made a mean Warlock Brew!
Does that guy have Warlock Brew on his face?

by dislexic porcupine and friend January 2, 2012

Na Brews

The new and better term for Non-Alcoholic beer

Let me get a Na Brews! Dude this NA Brews is awesome , so refreshing

by chayahchad June 1, 2021

Southern Brew

Filling a tea bag with Southern Copenhagen, and brewing it, followed by a massive chug.

When liberals meet Southern hicks, you get the Southern Brew.

by KingsPointCrimsonFucker September 18, 2016

brew

A code word for describing a sexual encounter you have had

'i had an amazing brew last night'

by jelllllllllly November 10, 2014

Goo brew

Ejaclation resting in a girls vagina for an extended period of time

Yo my girl was trying to goo brew her, but I wasn't about to have a baby

by MACK_DADDY69 April 17, 2018