Brandon Belt

The best giants hitter this season.

Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants

by ReedyThunder609 September 25, 2021

skin belt

An overhang of gut fat representing one's belt.

Bertha's skin belt looks huge in that blouse. It's almost touching the floor!

by jage-the-rapist April 1, 2009

belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.

Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.

by MBison October 25, 2017

Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.

"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."

by Sophie111222 May 2, 2014

Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

by Caught lacking in gym November 25, 2020

donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.

"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."

by GREER9000 November 28, 2019

Smell The Belt

The act of fellatio!

She is totally going to smell the belt tonight!

by Smell da Belt June 17, 2016