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tennis interruptus

The letdown felt by an avid tennis fan after spending two weeks watching one of the big, televised tennis Grand Slam tournaments, such as Wimbledon, the French Open, the U.S. Open, or the Australian, after the last match (usually the men's singles finals) is done as there are no more to look forward to and schedule around for a while.
Many of us who watched the 2011 U.S. Open men's singles tennis final match between Novak Djokovic and Rafael Nadal knew it was not only an incredible match marking the end of the two-week build-up and anticipation of the next match (aka battle of the Titans) to come--it was also the beginning of the "tennis interruptus" letdown until the next Grand Slam Championship.
by Soleil99 September 13, 2011
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Axis Tennis Match

Axis tennis match is when two people stand ass to ass while passing a BOP bolt using only their anal muscles until one of the players can’t pass the any longer. The loser must thread the bolt onto their erect penis and wear it until they successfully change rams and test a 10k BOP.
Neither of us wanted to change rams so we had an Axis Tennis Match to settle it!
by Grantowesmeahandjob March 8, 2023
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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 October 7, 2017
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Glinch Tennis

Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.
by glincharoo September 22, 2010
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talking head tennis

The endless back and forth political shots between Democrat and Republican commentators throughout the day on mainstream media. It is just like a tennis match. Democrats, Republicans, liberal, conservative, CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, network tv, cable tv, cable news, political commentators, talking heads
I am so tired of the talking head tennis that is always on tv every day. I don't learn anything about the world, just the endless drama in DC.
by joecoolthefool July 22, 2017
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tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts
Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence
by urban dictionary bitch July 9, 2018
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Tennis boy

a really hot guy with amazing abs and perfect smile that plays tennis
girl 1: did you see tennis boy today? he is so hot
girl 2: omg yes he is so fine
by leeshelooloo November 7, 2021
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