Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.
They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.
They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.
They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"
Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
Get the Myspace Stalkermug. person( usually white or from the north) who has little to no taste in music so they steal and stalk friends and others playlists in order to gain song clout.
by IAMLIVID May 3, 2019
Get the Spotify Stalkermug. A song that is on your iPod, that you don't actually like that much. When your music is on shuffle, it always pops up and plays; as if it's a stalker.
Man, I was listening to my iPod and that Jonas Brother song kept playing. I really need to delete it from my playlist. It's such a stalker song.
by yellowkiss July 12, 2010
Get the Stalker Songmug. 1:Is jimmy dating Sue?
2:Yeah,
1:How do you know?
2:I read their comments.
1:You comment stalker. queer.
2:Yeah,
1:How do you know?
2:I read their comments.
1:You comment stalker. queer.
by Kaalen69 March 25, 2009
Get the Comment Stalkermug. a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache
Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009
Get the Band Stalkermug. by gay pervin and swirvin August 10, 2010
Get the That gay stalkermug. The state of becoming selfish, vain, and egotistical to the point where people whom you care about (ex. friends, family, girlfriends/ boyfriends, lovers, and past girlfriends/ boyfriends) have left you and/or decide that you are being too much of a douche to even tolerate at which point you become obsessed with people and/or circumstances that are beyond all reasonable, logical, and understandable possibilities.
An ex boyfriend who follows you at work, calls you and leaves you things asking why you are with your current boyfriend instead of him, and sends you an untold amount of messages on the internet asking you to come back to him, and spends the rest of his time sulking and crying to his other friends.... emo stalker
by ldydrknes July 5, 2008
Get the Emo Stalkermug.