Raccoon Dick

A big fat cock attached to the legendary trash panda.

bro.... that raccoon dick waz giant.

by BigDaddyDavy May 17, 2019

Raccooning

raccooning (verb)
ra·coon·ing | /rəˈko͞oniNG/

1. The art of staying home all day doing absolutely nothing productive — just eating trash food, binging movies, gaming, scrolling, and living like a little indoor trash panda.
2. A full-day commitment to laziness, snacks, and zero social interaction. Similar to “goblin mode,” but cuter and grimier.

• “Don’t text me today, I’m raccooning hard with chips and Netflix.”
• “She skipped the party to raccoon on the couch with ice cream and Mario Kart.”
• “If chilling were a sport, raccooning would win gold every time.”

by MendesX July 30, 2025

Chocolate Raccoon

When a girl rubs her eyes with her fists (like a raccoon) after she's had anal sex.

Last night, after "going backstage" with this bitch from Poco - she decided to rub her eyes which gave her a combination of mascara, eyeliner, eyeshadow and ass shrapnel in a Zorro mask of shit on her face.

She gave herself the CHOCOLATE RACCOON.

by Wil-doe July 22, 2014

raccoon

the most adorable creature to ever exist

Person 1: that animal is literally so cute omg what is it
Person 2: its a raccoon

by raccoonsrcute January 24, 2023

Raccoon

Zane from aphmau

'Zane looks like a raccoon' said by me

by Harry Potter fan same person December 30, 2021

Orange Raccoon

Donald Trump

Person 1: What is that fat orange lump over there?
Person 2: Donald Trump, he’s the orange raccoon

by ~yours truley~ the reach beach July 31, 2020

Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.

That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)

by GloriousPump February 18, 2024