The chick was a freak so I have her the ole platinum package. She had a gaping asshole, so stuffing a nut in there while I dumped a load on her spine was as easy as 1-2-3! Thank god she didn’t have a BM
by Drew’s McPeeonme May 20, 2018
Get the Platinum packagemug. 
the cleaning way of exiting a bathroom by washing your balls before you go instead of washing your hands after you go so you dont touch anything nasty while you go.
tim:bill took a long time to get out of the bathroom bill:dude the bathroom packager got my hands and my balls super clean
by ginger warrior December 22, 2010
Get the bathroom packagermug. The act of making a team member or friend feel bad by showing how much work you have completed on a project you have both working on, by making them realise how little they have done.
by Billy Shoepack February 5, 2009
Get the guilt packagemug. Jim used to make $96,000 a year and have all the channels. Now he's unemployed and has to settle for the poverty package.
by Isthereanynamesavaliable January 17, 2022
Get the Poverty Packagemug. A man dick that is insanely huge and may (or may not 😉) have trouble entering a woman’s vagina because of its massive size
“This is an oversized package now miss.” A man says as he sticks his dick in her vagina, usually followed by intense moaning and screaming
by iliketotalkaboutsex May 8, 2021
Get the Oversized Packagemug. The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremely cringey, cocky bitch.
Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
Chad: Hey! I heard you! I am not .
by okayboiiii September 27, 2021
Get the what in the package?mug.