Dirty Mayonnaise

When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise

I am going to give you a Dirty Mayonnaise tonight baby girl (literal)

by MayoGott October 07, 2024

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 29, 2019

Mayonnaise mace

When you take a metal rod and put it through a mayonnaise and freeze it and after that you take it out and it become a Mayonnaise Mace

Yo i crafted a Mayonnaise Mace

by DingleEater November 28, 2022

Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

by R Rude December 23, 2022

Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

by R Rude December 23, 2022

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.

"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."

by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024