Sure as a door

Being sure as a door is being so sure about something that you will not agree with anything else on that subject

Person 1: Are you sure that you will win the race
Person 2: I’m as sure as a door

by Dodo Chamber November 9, 2018

Suicide Doors

The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.

Bro, stunt on them; and hit 'em with the suicide doors!

by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020

Norman Door

A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.

God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.

by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016

Pork doors

The entrance to a girls vagina. Alternative name for gammon flaps.

We got into bed and I smashed open her pork doors with my meat sword.

by The ballbasaur mason May 6, 2018

Door 5

A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.

Female enters
Intercom: Uhh Carl there is a Door 5, front desk

by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008

door monkey

A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.

The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.

by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007

door cherry

The first person to leave the office at the end of the day

The new guy waited until someone took the door cherry before leaving for the day

by Che3zy January 17, 2017