clam diver

n. a derogatory synonymn for lesbian

She's a total clam diver, man. She loves to chow pussy.

by Big Dog March 28, 2003

rusty clam

when a chick has on tight panties and had to shit real bad and didn't make it to the bathroom and shits herself and it pushes around and goes in her pussy.

Jan was running to the bathroom and didn't make it so she ended up with a rusty clam.

by pro-cp February 27, 2008

Hairy Clam

an unshaven vulva

as I pulled off her underpants, I exposed her hairy clam

by John R December 3, 2003

Clam Paint

White residue left at the base of a man's penis after having sex with a girl.

She came a lot so my dick is covered in clam paint!

by ClamPaint April 19, 2011

Clam jumper

A manwhore. Guy that jumps from clam to clam.

Did you guys hear about Dave? He slept with Amber, Jenny and Jennifer, he's such a clam jumper.

by khigga June 12, 2013

Clam Pants

You know them. Those skin tight pants, usually of the spandex variety, that girls wear to show off the clam

dude1: "Man im kinda feeling down"
dude2: "Lets walk around the UMass campus and scope all the mummies wearing clam pants, then you'll feel better"
dude1: "Wow, I can see that girl's entire ass in those clam pants!"

by MDMA- January 10, 2009

clam bashing

When two lesbians engage in the scissor manouvere.

Would you like to join me in the woods for some clam bashing?

by CJFOXTROTTER May 31, 2011