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Christian

He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
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Christian

The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
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Christians

A type of christian is a narcissist who believes in toxic perfectionism and superior complexes. They also claim to believe in “purity” but then they say “god created man to fit woman. god made man to procreate bla bla bla” implying that humans only purpose is to have sex. But then they slut shame everyone and imply that sex is bad. But then they shame people who don’t want kids??? This type of christian is bipolar and a sheep. They live their life and make every decision based on a mistranslated book, and then wonder why everyone thinks they’re generic and boring. They also say love is important but would rather a gay person fake being in a happy marriage with a woman. Christianity is about appearance and looking “pristine” when really you’re not perfect, and really aren’t in the place to dictate others lives.
Not all christians are bad, but so many are so brain dead it makes my skin crawl. They’re bipolar too! They say one thing but then totally contradict themselves. Which just goes to prove their views aren’t fact, they’re just made up from the top of their tiny head <3
by annoyingrats.com December 25, 2021
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Christian

The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.

Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
1v1 me Ima make you my Bisshh cuz Ima "Christian"
by SoCheesy March 14, 2017
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Christian

A guy that makes people eat hair
Revenage Maddie just got revenge on Christian
by Marauder101 June 8, 2018
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christian

is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.
That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015
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