park a bastard

Used to describe the act of defecation.

I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.

by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021

Smug Bastard

Someone who always has an answer for everything and then puts on a 'told you so' face after proving their point in nearly all situations.

Husband "Can we move the boiler up to the loft so we can start renovations downstairs?"
Wife "No!"
Husband "My workmate Myles did it and said its the best way to do things"
Wife "Bet that Smug Bastard has a huge loft to walk around too!"

by Alfredo666 November 23, 2017

skinny bastard

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.

I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!

by R A W October 7, 2007

bastard ass

total ass, jerk, somebody getting on your last nerve

My ex-boyfriend keeps calling me even though we've been broke up for over a year, that bastard ass won't leave me alone.

by Heather Can March 1, 2009

bastard house

any place that has its doors open past midnight

After midnight I drove past the gas station and noticed some skirts leaving this bastard house.

by cordygo2helll January 1, 2010

little bastard

a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.

awww look at the little bastard

by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010

saggy bastard

A male who has the typical attitude of a bastard, with the exception that the individual has a pair of low hanging balls.

I was just getting to meet Michael the other day. Man all I can say after that encounter is that he is one saggy bastard. We went for a swim down to the river and he pushed me into the water whilst I still had my clothes on, and I could clearly see his ball sack wanting to rip out the bottom of his swimmers.

by nathooo May 1, 2018