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The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
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Get the testicle hound mug.Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.
Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.
Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.
Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
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As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
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