Tenish

A name for an Indian kid who goes too fucking hard at tennis.

I really hate the tenish that won the singles tournament.

by harphambe October 6, 2016

tendin' a tobacco patch

erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco patch.

"listen girl, I got to get off this phone and get in the shower... I'm covered in juice from tendin' his tobacco patch."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

rainbow table tennis

Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".

Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .

La' Foul: Wow who won?

Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*

by jelly filled dick August 2, 2007

Tengil

1. A fictious evil ruler
2. Someone evil

"Death to tengil, he's such an asshole."

by Skorpan November 24, 2003

tennillie

A funny guy with a good sense of humor . He is smart and Handsome but can also be a pain in the neck. .

Girl1 hey do u no that guy tennillie

Girl2 yeah he is a pain but he also is very nice once u get to no him .

by Kenziiiiiii January 4, 2017

tennis tantrum

A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.

Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?

by 80's girl at heart July 10, 2017

tennis head

When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.

"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"

or

"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"

by firefreckle May 2, 2018