Tamponing

When you are being cock blocked by a female or anyone with a pussy

yo i cant believe you would be tamponing me when i was talking to that girl

by The Nite Timer August 27, 2009

temporary break up

When you break up for a week to decide if u want to break up or stay together

Look I think we need a temporary break up😔

by 015609kitkay December 29, 2016

tampooned

when someone throws a tampon at you as if there trying to harpoon you.

eric: wow that bitch just throw her tampon at me...

jim: yeah she tampooned your arse

by nathz January 20, 2010

wooden tampon

When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.

Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"

Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"

Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"

Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"

by Derrick Snow May 17, 2007

tinie tempah

A South-London Grime Artist. Member of the Aftershock Hooligans. He has made several good tunes, e.g.
Wifey,
Perfect Girl

'It's Tinie Tempahhhh!'

by MC Aco April 23, 2008

tempcation

A temporary layoff from your job. So the state pays you to stay home.
Combines 'vacation'with 'temporary'.

I need to fire up my DVR to help get through my tempcation

by chargerjim May 11, 2009

rusty tampon

a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.

"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"

by weenis is the word December 17, 2008