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discover teabagging

Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.
person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.

Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.
by bourbon west April 29, 2010
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mexican teabag

Rub your nuts on some hot sauce And then proceed to dip them into her mouth causing a Mexican teabag
Last night we got some chipotle and after that next thing you know I was giving her the Mexican teabag outback
by Thedecker May 15, 2018
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London Teabag

When a man teabags someone with poor dental hygiene. The teabagee is usually missing some teeth.
The London Teabag is common in England. Self explanatory
by You EclipsedByMe March 22, 2011
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fizzy teabag

A fizzy teabag is the act of a person being teabagged while they have an alka seltzer tablet in their mouth.
We were out of altoids, so she put an alka seltzer tablet in her mouth and went to work. We called it a fizzy teabag.
by Boobtastic November 7, 2013
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Midas Teabag

The act of using gold spraypaint to coat the scrotum of a passed out male.
Scotty G has screwed with his friends when they pass out for the last time. Next time he gets the Midas Teabag
by supshp August 25, 2013
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teabag chewer

One that chews teabags for enjoyment
Timothy was called a "teabag chewer" after chewing teabags for the fourth time.
by Teabag chewer February 17, 2022
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the real teabag

After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
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