Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 25, 2022

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009

Target

A HIGHLY addicting place to shop where you just spend money for NO reason, forget what you came for, and then decide to buy things for NO REASON!

I can't leave TARGET. I am addicted.
Let's go to Target Now.

by #Youtube May 21, 2022

Target

You are lying around with your girlfriend most of the day and decide to run to Target. She goes and puts on a little makeup before going. I say why are you putting that on for those Target beoyitches? She thinks for a moment and agreed with me.

That's my target story.

by Kuehlstein June 3, 2018

Target

Forget all those incorrect definitions, this is Target.
A place where like half of the place is just CLOTHING.
Also a place with a lot of Good & Gather™ products, my favorite being fruit bars and fruit chips.

Max: Time for a Target run, gotta get some new clothes.
Jill: Okay. I'll be patient.
(About 10 minutes later)
Max: Okay, I'm back. Got my clothing!
Jill: Okay.

by Orrinpants September 13, 2021

target dog

Dog from target with fucking target around it's eye that could beat your ass.

Man: is that target dog?
Other Man: dude run it is target dog!

by poopassnigger February 19, 2021

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011