Target

Your Target of affection, your crush

“I just saw target today! We are so getting married!”

by Hey Hallie July 6, 2020

Target daddy

A man who pays a woman's Target credit card bill in exchange for agreed-upon services.

Chandni: Damn, if I don't win the lottery, I'm going to need a Target daddy!

by hmakav October 24, 2018

Target About It

When you’re having a bad day and go to Target to forget about it.

My job sucks, I’m going to Target about it.

by RedRedRed Red June 10, 2022

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 21, 2009

live target

A person who while out in public begins to cough uncontrollably without covering their mouth and doesn't bother to wash their germ filled hands before touching random store items, shopping cart, and door handle.

" I just saw that fella over yonder spitting cooties all up in his hands and spreading them there germs everywhere."

"Is that right, somebody call the boys and tell em we gots ourselves a Live Target over here"

by Anitta Below March 30, 2020

Phlegm Target

A term used to describe someone who is so wretched and nasty (Slag Pile) that they deserve to be spit upon. However when this person is so bad, ordinary spit is not good enough for them. One must hack up some really gross phlegm and spew at them.

That guy/gal hosed me so bad, the only reason for his/her existence is to be my personal phlegm target.

by gramps number 8 July 21, 2011

Target Gang

You have to walk to Target during track practice to be in it.

Yo did you here that Paul walked to Target and is now in Target Gang.

by Target Gang September 26, 2019