Tard Skip 

This is a life-hack, in which a messed up person will act like they have a disability in order to skip long lines. It is best used at theme parks when it’s a busy day, and you have a medium to large group of people who want to get to the front. In order to get the full effect, the person should never be out of character

Bailey:I just rode the new roller coaster and only had to wait 2 minutes!
Andrew: No way, I had to wait 10 hours.
Bailey: My cousin just used a tard skip, and they let us right on

Tard Skip by DAB#2 June 15, 2019

Tard-Head

1. Someone with autism that thinks it’s an excuse to act like a dickhead. This actually happens more often than you think, for 2 reasons: it being common to simply not understand much social cues, or because it heavily was (and still is, albeit to a lesser extent) associated with having a lower iq, with 40% of autistic people actually having intellectual disability.

Godlys, you’re a tard-head, man you’re a jackass.

Tard-Head by Godlys June 10, 2023

tard nuke 

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

tard nuke by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Tard Keeper 

A teacher or aide that is in charge of watching retarded students.

I was walking down the hall and this tard started to molest me. Finally the tard keeper realized what was going on and put a stop to it.

Tard Keeper by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

Tard protector 

A person paid to keep tards out of harms warms way,keep them reserved in their natural habitat ("learning lab") keep them away from muslim invaders

"o no, muslim invaders call chris the tard protector to ZOOM them of to the learning lab in the tard cart

Tard protector by c-mill January 23, 2005

tard fringe 

A hairstyle in which the fringe is cut to finish well above the eyebrows, resulting in the wearer looking mentally subnormal.

"Lula used to look so hot until she got a tard fringe, now I don't know if I should date her or mop up her drool."

tard fringe by Space Coyote August 4, 2007

tard out 

When a person begins to become fixed in on a certain object or nothing for an extended period of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and sometimes drool.

Student 1: Dude, did you hear what was gonna be on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I wasn't really paying attention.
Student 1: Oh yea, I saw you tard out for a while.

tard out by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008