take a gander

It means to "take a look at."

Not "to take a guess at."

Take a gander at that link I sent you when you get a chance. I think it'll really knock your heckin' socks off tbh.

by Lessen August 10, 2018

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take a shit

take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted

my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit

by bluebear April 9, 2020

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Get the take a shitmug.

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

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Get the Takes the pissmug.

To develop an illness or sustain an inury, possibly self inflicted, which will preclude you from work, but you can still enjoy a rich and varied social life.
Orginates from the 1914-18 War, when reluctant English soldiers would shoot themselves in the foot, to get returned to Blighty, or Great Britan, and invalided out of the Army.
Hangovers can count if passed of as food poisoning

-I intend to get so drunk tonight I will phone in sick tomorrow
-Oh really, are you about to Take a Blighty?

by BrettS September 4, 2006

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Get the Take a Blightymug.

scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

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Get the scorching takemug.

Take a Barry

Just a more common way to express the rapid advent of excessive feces that may risk clogging conventional standard sized tubing systems. Is also used to express the process of a natural process getting rid of useless material, likewise to healthy digestion getting rid of useless material.

Damn, I really have to take a Barry now. I hope it doesn't again clog the whole damn toilet like last time man.

by Kribi May 12, 2021

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