Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020

Tag and Drag

Is the response given after reading a comment or post made on social media believed to be sus or looked at with a side eye.The person is first called out by tag and then skillfully dragged with verbal can of whip ass for it.

Girl 1: Did you read the post that fake ass Nicki wrote about her bestie Michelle and her situation?

Girl 2: Yeah I read it but I wasn’t the only one because someone decided to tag and drag her phony ass over it.

by Starving Artist246 March 31, 2022

Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.

My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.

by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010

Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020

Tagging Spree

A Tagging Spree is when someone writes a note/uploads a picture or video etc. on a social networking site like facebook and ends up tagging a lot of people. This can be done for two reasons:
1. You just end up tagging a lot of people
2. You tag a lot of people because you don't want people to feel left out. It's kinda weird.

Person 1: Why do I have so many notifications of facebook?
Person 2: Oh, well you know Bob, he went on a Tagging Spree on all of his pictures and notes of facebook. He said he didn't want any one to feel left out.
Person 1: Thoughtful... but weird.
Person 2: Yeah.

by Pseudonym #23 March 21, 2009

Invisi-tag

The act of purposely leaving off your id details, or tag, on a piece of work that identifies it as one of yours. Usually used when a client specifically asks for something that you have strongly advised against, but they insist.

1: Didn't you make this?
2: Yeah.
1: How come your company name isn't on it?
2: I don’t want to be associated with that train wreck so I invisi-taged it. Let us never speak of this again.
1:Agreed.

by lucyloo1979 March 24, 2013

Slick Tag

The response to someone who comes up with a great name for something.

"I came up with an avatar name it's called President_Pr0temp."
"Ohh Slick Tag."

by G0V .master3 January 31, 2019