Table Man

A person/individual who never lies when they are near or at a table.

"I trust him as he is a Table Man"

by TheBigTable June 14, 2021

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018

Table Pennis

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

vagina table

1. When people gather around a vagina
2. A table shaped like a vagina

1. Did you hear about Mary Clare? She's upstairs being a vagina table for all those guys.
2. I just bought a vagina table off eBay

by hotstuffxoxox February 10, 2014

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020