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turd prodder

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.
by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
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The Turd Car

Any vehicle that attracts cops because of its very sheisty appearance, usually due to under-maintenance. Cops feel that these vehicles typically contain drugs and/or criminals. These vehicles will typically be within the limits of the laws, but still get pulled over just because of their dilapidated appearance.

Turd Cars typically have these characteristics: no rims, rims that do not match, missing hub caps, no hub caps, fading paint job, missing or torn away tint, shakes when you accelerate, bullet holes, cracked windows, shattered windows, missing windows, or just generally look like shit.
(ex.) The Turd Car Driver: "May I asked why you pulled me over, Officer?

Cop: "Because you have a Turd Car!"
by Jacob Sportsman December 13, 2010
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bus turds

The shitty version of Bus Wanker from the us reboot of the infamous inbetweeners
*shouts and leans out of car window* Bus Turds *only the person using the joke will laugh
by Nignoger Tyrone April 18, 2017
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Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.
Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.
by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013
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nose turd

a booger,mucose
i just flung a nose turd at the teacher
by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008
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Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.
Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.
by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010
mugGet the Turd Websmug.

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.
That's one damn spooky turd!
by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009
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