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squished tomato

When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
by DYLANRAPESAMADO69 May 29, 2018
mugGet the squished tomatomug.

Tomato Syndrome

Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.
Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.
by pizzacato July 12, 2021
mugGet the Tomato Syndromemug.

Spicy tomato

Have you seen Janice in accounting? She's a real spicy tomato.
by Not Mr. Anderson October 14, 2016
mugGet the Spicy tomatomug.

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.
I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.
by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022
mugGet the Salty Tomatoemug.

Tomato Cake

A favorite of guys from Maine.

A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?

“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”
by SeeTheOcean May 8, 2018
mugGet the Tomato Cakemug.

tomato juice

when a transgender male has his period, it is called tomato juice.
"Yeah, I just got my tomato juice.." 👦 says.
by mr fooky funk July 17, 2021
mugGet the tomato juicemug.

tomato town

literally the worst place to land in fortnite
Guy 1: yo let's drop tomato town
Guy 2: lol no, it's garbage like you
by 😩👏🏻 August 25, 2018
mugGet the tomato townmug.

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