thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.

You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."

by Van Guapo April 11, 2015

thumb athlete

Someone that uses a controller to play video games, usually a try hard.

We're getting absolutely destroyed by a bunch of thumb athletes.

by DJ Wicky December 5, 2022

Chode Thumbs

Chode thumbs or (Clubbed) are abnormally short and stubby thumbs that are fat at the top and short throughout.

Meagan Fox is beautiful, but she has chode thumbs!

by 5Mrclutch September 22, 2014

thumbs up

MF misses kate so much

*holds a thumbs up* (mf loves kate so much)

by 1000/10 July 4, 2022

Birthday thumb

Birthday thumb. A new form of RSI (repetitive strain injury) which develops in the thumb after 'liking' all the birthday messages you receive on social media birthday thumb

" hey how was your birthday ?
Fine thanks but my thumb aches from liking all the 'happy birthdays' on Facebook . think I've got birthday thumb

by Yolo4ever May 18, 2016

Flying thumbs

Commonly referring to a hitchhiker using their thumb

I'm an official flying thumbs. An underground group of hitch hikers.

by Tired Today March 21, 2016

Scratch Thumb

When your thumb is sore from scratching lottery tickets.

“Evan is such white trash, dude has scratch thumb from spending his paycheques on scratch’em tickets.”

by ENORMP April 16, 2021