Table Noise

The food that sits uneaten, and adds no value to the overall meal.

Table Noise - That third cheesecake that sits at the table after everyone feels fat as fuck from thanksgiving meal. RW

by Fachoina07 February 29, 2016

Table popsicle

Why... The... Fuck

damn I wanna eat a table popsicle

by CheeseCake420e October 21, 2020

table cock

A table with dildo drilled into it were female can have a relaxing seat

I made my girl a table cock for christmas

by bigman7224 January 4, 2014

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

table spazzing

When you are at a restaurant and you decide to publically spank one out on the table so you get thrown out without paying the bill

I just got thrown out of Nando’s for table spazzing to save myself a few quid.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Poop table

When 6 guys sit on the 6 holes of a pool table and take a shit in each individual hole

Pat: "Hey, a pool table. Wanna play?"
Jack: "Nah bro, lets make it a poop table."
4 other guys: "sickkkkk"

by Sketchy Jack December 15, 2016

*shits on the table*

(exp.) Something do say when you ask to go to the bathroom and asks if you are functionally able to use the restroom

Fucking johnny: "Yo Mrs. Dinkledick! Can i use the restroom?
Dinklecunt: "Idk can you????"
Johnny: *shits on the table*

by h boy123 May 30, 2018