bath of shame

Taking a bath after an embarrassing/undesirable sex act

Dude, after what I did to myself last night I needed to take a bath of shame.

by I.8.T December 18, 2015

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shame stick

Eaten in shame, a shame stick is a stick of butter covered in sugar.

Ew, you had sex with Billy? GO EAT A SHAME STICK.

by Moonunit May 25, 2007

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Dick of Shame

When you do something dumb, uncordinated, or badly and get hurt, that is when you take the dick of shame. The word can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun.

Me: "Hey Peter I broke my leg"
Peter: "Take the Dick of Shame, take it".

by Dick of Shame April 03, 2011

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Shroud of shame

When someone wears an artical of clothing used to mop up various sex fluids. There was a song about this on the Japanese release of Musicforthemorningafter by Pete Yorn.

"Eric is such a progressive thinker. Who knew you could wear a shroud of shame with such pride?"

by Herschel Quintron December 29, 2003

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crawl of shame

When a man and a woman are engaged in the act of sex, specifically from the back, the man whips out his dong and proceeds to blow his load on the womans back. Upon this the woman, in an attempt to stop the hot jizz from dribbling down her back must crawl to the washroom to wipe it off with kleenex.

I was nailing this broad from the back, tossed out my load, and sat back and watched her do the crawl of shame to the shitter.

by Copenhagen, makes me feel so good October 03, 2007

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