patch friday

A computer patching strategy that is was invented to maximize the likelihood of outages, infuriate end-users, and disrupt the work/life balance of system administrators. This strategy is usually conceived by company executives as a knee-jerk reaction to some longstanding but previously-unknown threat, and with no input from (or regard for) the sysadmins responsible for implementing it.

"Why were all the systems down when everyone came into work Monday morning?"
"Patch Friday"

"Sorry guys, I can't go for beers. It's patch Friday."

by Sys4dm September 15, 2017

Jew patch

A Jew patch is a random patch of hair on a mans back that has no reason being there.

“Hey Mike, did you notice that ugly ass Jew Patch on Ron’s back when we went to the beach?”

“hey bro, you need to shave that Jew patch!”

by Sappahire February 09, 2021

Sour Patch

When you put lemon juice on your pubes and then someone eats you out

Trisha put lemon juice on her pubes so that Calvin could eat her Sour Patch.

by ballsinurjaws3000 August 06, 2021

Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮

Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??

by Leddskinner March 29, 2023

Patch of dicks

Collective noun for a group of dicks and/or a group of men gathered in a single spot.

Hey, check out that patch of dicks

by Dicktation December 12, 2018

soulless patch

the clean shaven area just under the lip. It is often surrounded by a goatee or found below a cookie duster.

shave off that soul patch bro, the soulless patch is the way to go.

by greatlakestony August 30, 2009

Cabbage Patch

When someone high five/holds your spud/fist bump

Did you just cabbage patch me

by JAGOJSANTANA November 19, 2019