The answer to all lifes quetions and mysteries.
Jack - Wheres my other sock.
Jill - Only the satellittes know.
James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.
John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
Jill - Only the satellittes know.
James - John you were really pissed last night what happened after I left the party.
John - I was soo pissed Only the satellites know.
by vowvs November 4, 2012
Get the Only the satellites knowmug. The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014
Get the Only I get that jokemug. This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.
co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
by smoking_acez June 20, 2016
Get the I only work heremug. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!
by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020
Get the The mind can only comprehend...mug. Person 1: Have you heard the song 'Somewhere Only We Know" yet?
Person 2: "Yeah, who hasn't?? It's freaking amazing."
Person 1: "Sorry, bro, BACK OFF."
Person 2: "Yeah, who hasn't?? It's freaking amazing."
Person 1: "Sorry, bro, BACK OFF."
by awesomeness0304 January 23, 2012
Get the Somewhere Only We Knowmug. It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
by THEONEANDONLYNBA April 27, 2017
Get the only one can speculatemug. A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.
It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.
It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).
It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.
It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).
Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?
Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.
Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.
by mynamewastaken April 17, 2010
Get the am I the only onemug.